a bitch ready to say something mean (via collectionof-paradoxes)
#le crew #literally all our phone conversations
see also “don’t get me started”
and “I’m a god-fearing woman,” or it’s variation “I’ma Christian.”
"Let me not."
"I probably shouldn’t say this."
"*Abruptly changes the subject*"
^ ALL ME(via junkyardvarren)
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.